Shiitake happens

-- Posted from my rotary telephone device

Location:Mt Hermon Rd,Scotts Valley,United States

Hairapy

Yuck



Lemme answer that question for you: no.

Saw this at the Gangway, "San Francisco's Oldest Gay Bar". And it sure seems like it.

-- Posted from my rotary telephone device

Location:Eddy St,San Francisco,United States

Philevangelist

Bad pun:


They would have been better off with
Phil-anthropist (thanks, Nic)


-- Posted from my rotary telephone device

Location:Turk St,San Francisco,United States

Cattitude

Do I really need to define this one?



You either got it (please, God, no), or you don't (hopefully never)

-- Posted from my rotary telephone device

Location:Soquel Ave,Santa Cruz,United States

Fanimation

Fanimation

[fan-uh-mey-shuhn]
-noun

1. Cute name given to the physical movement or oscillation of an overly decorated ceiling fan.
2. A cheap copy of an already existing cartoon created by someone with too much time on their hands as an homage. Related to: Nerd.

Thindulge

Thindulge

[thin-duhlj]
-verb, (used without object)

1. Related to food. To stuff ones face with what they're told are empty calories thereby satisfying their hunger (but not really affecting their weight)

Notes: Seen at the gym on a coupon advertising some sort of English muffin type sandwich. Question: Why are there food advertisements at the gym?

residenSea...(Pirates: take note)

residenSea

[rez-i-duhn-see]
-noun, plural -seas.

1. Specialty luxury properties on land and sea who believe in "tailored solutions to ensure success."
2. Currently manages The World, a "private community at sea." Translation: A fucking huge cruise ship for the richest 2%.

Notes: I recently learned about this MegaBoat, arrogantly called "The World," on a Travel Channel special. It boasts (a verb so very understated in this respect) jewelry vaults, full-size tennis courts, a golf-course with real grass, and a bunch of other fancy-schmancy luxuries that rich people think we of more meager pockets only dream about while on break from whatever underpaid job we toil at day-after-day. My favorite part of the whole sales pitch (which, be honest Travel Channel, that's what it was) was a segment featuring an interview by the ships radio host (yes, they have their own on-board radio station) with a traveller on the World about the plight and difficulties of being rich. I kid you not. And the voice-over commentator had the nerve to refer to this as afluenza. sigh.